The World Needs More Ninjas

From the Anderson Independent-Mail (where me, Matt, my mom, my dad, my brother, my cousin, and my grandparents worked at some point in our lives):

Money quote:

Mr. Lyon and his wife, Mary, have driven by the construction site to watch the progress of the tower during the past 10 days. “We’re retired, so we don’t have much else to do,” he said.

P.S. In case you missed it, the first ever edition of “What to do if you’re bored in the South”.