The World Needs More Ninjas

So, this weekend, I decided to start and join some groups on Facebook. Feel free to join if you can . Here’s the ones I came up with:

• I Love the Highlighter Person at Sam’s Club
  Description: I don’t quite know what their purpose is or what would happen if you ran past them…but you gotta love these hard-working men and women.
• I Used Napster Back When You Could Download For Free
  Notes: This is my way of mildly creative way of saying, “Yeah, I’m old school when comes to The Facebook, but I was out exploring the Internet frontier when it was more like the Wild West and most of you young whippersnappers were just learning how to type.” I actually got a few of my “old school” friends on Facebook to join this one.
• Ted Kennedy’s Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun
  Description: This group serves merely to point out that history has shown Ted Kennedy’s car to be far more deadly than most people’s guns. Thus, banning Ted Kennedy from driving may be a bigger benefit to society than gun control.
  Announcement: You don’t actually have to own a gun to join. Nor do you have to have been personally injured by Ted Kennedy’s car to join.
• People Against the Casual Use of Horcruxes
  Description: If you’re going to create a Horcrux, please don’t carelessly toss it in the nearest T-shirt, remote control, iPod, etc.

Then, I joined some group’s started by others, including:

• I Love the Lady Who Gives away Free Chick-fil-a Nuggets
  Description: For everyone who loves Chick-fil-A and really appreciates that lady that hands out free nuggets at the front of the store in the mall.
  Notes: This is the group Leigh Ann started…she’s quite a big fan of Chick-fil-a.
• Westside High Schoolers
  Notes: Because us Westsiders are all about staying in touch.
• The Nalgene Group
  Notes: Multiple scientific studies have shown that people who use Nalgene bottles can run faster, can jump higher, make more money, have more friends, are more attractive, and kick less puppies than people who don’t use Nalgene bottles.
• We Need More Cowbell
  Description: I have a fever, and the only prescription… is more cowbell.
  Notes: This isn’t funny if I have to explain it to you and probably a sign that you may need to get out more (or at least watch reruns of Saturday Night Live more often).