The World Needs More Ninjas

Evidently, the Bush administration is now using its resources to stop the evil-doers at The Onion from abusing the presidential seal.

You might have thought that the White House had enough on its plate late last month, what with its search for a new Supreme Court nominee, the continuing war in Iraq and the C.I.A. leak investigation. But it found time to add another item to its agenda – stopping The Onion, the satirical newspaper, from using the presidential seal.

Ironically, this story isn’t a story from The Onion, but the NY Times .