The World Needs More Ninjas

My cousin has an entertaining thread open: What are some good and bad ideas for first dance songs at a wedding? You know you have some ideas…go to his blog and leave a comment.

I only posted bad songs on his thread. They are:

• U2′s I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For
• Probably anything by Alanis Morissette would be a bad sign for the groom.
• David Allen Coe’s You Never Even Called Me By My Name
• Bon Jovi’s You Give Love a Bad Name
• Soft Cell’s Tainted Love
• Pearl Jam’s Last Kiss
• Waylon Jenning’s Looking for Love (In All the Wrong Places)
• Nazareth’s Love Hurts
• Dixie Chick’s Goodbye, Earl
• From the Chicago Soundtrack: The Cell Block Tango
• The Righteous Brother’s You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling
• Queen’s Another One Bites the Dust
• I submit that Marilyn Manson should never be played at a wedding.
• I’ve always wanted to get the DJ to play Marvin Gaye’s Let’s Get It On, but haven’t had any success in the past.
• Barry White’s Can’t Get Enough of Your Love, Baby (or any randomly chosen Barry White song, for that matter) would be another one to make the couple leave a little earlier than planned to start the honeymoon.
• Kanye West’s Gold Digger
• Elvis Presley’s Suspicious Minds
• From the O Brother, Where Art Thou Soundtrack: Man of Constant Sorrow

Head over to his blog and submit your suggestions. They just might end up being played at my brother’s wedding .