The World Needs More Ninjas

For the next season of The Surreal Life, they should just have one guest…Maurice Clarett. After his little chase from police with his vodka, guns, and lint roller, now details emerge that Clarett was involved with the Israeli mafia! Some chutzpah. Honestly, I didn’t even know such a mafia existed. Hollywood has taught me about the Italian, Russian, Japanese, Korean, Chinese, and African mafias…but I was not aware of Israel’s The Jerusalem Group. Mazel tov, Maurice, Mazel tov.