From the Department of Elementary School Arithmetic

Posted on Monday 5 November 2007

Maybe Idiocracy was prophetic:

The 23-year-old, who said she had left school without a maths GCSE, said: “On one of my cards it said I had to find temperatures lower than -8. The numbers I uncovered were -6 and -7 so I thought I had won, and so did the woman in the shop. But when she scanned the card the machine said I hadn’t.

“I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher – not lower – than -8 but I’m not having it.

“I think Camelot are giving people the wrong impression – the card doesn’t say to look for a colder or warmer temperature, it says to look for a higher or lower number. Six is a lower number than 8. Imagine how many people have been misled.”


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6 Comments for 'From the Department of Elementary School Arithmetic'

  1.  
    DC
    November 6, 2007 | 10:51 am
     

    It’s always just a little too easy to underestimate ignorance.

  2.  
    Michelle Zeglen
    November 6, 2007 | 9:48 pm
     
  3.  
    Faith
    November 7, 2007 | 8:52 am
     

    I am a teller at a bank so I’m never at a loss of number ‘issues.’ On Monday, a customer placed four $50 bills on the counter and asked me, “Uh, yeah, um, is that, uh, $100?”

    She was 23 years old.

  4.  
    Jon Terrell
    November 9, 2007 | 9:29 am
     

    We all know there are 3 types of people in this world………Those who can count and those who can’t.

  5.  
    November 9, 2007 | 9:49 am
     

    There are 10 types of people in the world…those who count in binary and those who don’t.

  6.  
    Christian
    November 12, 2007 | 11:03 am
     

    Ha! That’s hilarious…and sad…that’s why my mama schooled me at home…nothing beats home learnin’!

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