The World Needs More Ninjas

Pork, I Don’t See No Stinkin’ Pork
14 September 2005

This really reads like something from The Onion (headline: “Spendthrift Republicans’ New Strategy: Use Jedi Mind Tricks to Convince the Public That There is No Spending Problem”). Unfortunately, it’s for real: House Majority Leader Tom DeLay said yesterday that Republicans have done so well in cutting spending that he declared an “ongoing victory,” and said [...]